Flat Earth

I guess I should ask which planet you may be on. I suspect it's Mindy.

 

You've got to admit, our planet has a ****ty name, even with a capital letter. The others are named after Gods, we're named after mud, even though most of the bits we can see are water anyway.

Even chav's manage to pick better names for their pit bulls than we chose for this planet, like Zeus, and Satan. We should follow their lead, and from this point forward live on the planet Asbo.

 

May Gaia forgive you. Otherwise, she shall smite you and yours and the fruit of your loom shall never spread across her bounty.

 

Good, their stuff always went baggy after the first wash anyway.

 

Eh?

 

****, the old ****er's deaf.

I said Good, their stuff always went baggy after the first wash anyway.

https://www.fruitoftheloom.eu/product-category/men/t-shirts-men/

 

I see. A place old ***s and wannabe hippies buy their clothes from.

 

Quite an apt home for your Gaia mate.

 

I wouldn't think she goes shopping. She is already clothed in the flora and fauna of her bounty.

If you're interested, and would like to explore further, contact @gas who organises "Earth Parties".

 

Sounds good, do they do a pick up service and which planet do they start from?

 

Bristol.

Gas is a really nice guy and long time GC member. His wife hosts multiple members in her multiple rooms on organised weekends.

 

Avon calling. I'm in.

 

Established in 1692 as outfitters to King Billy.

 

*Canada

Amateur mistakes like that automatically diaqualify you from POTY

 

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Surely you could walk on the other side? Or is there a 'This Way Up' sign on the flat earth?

 

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So the Universe has a 'This Way Up' sign?

 

Derp di Derp di Derp.