What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

and a handful of cat litter

 

^^^^^^^

Here he is!

Sausage butty incoming.

 

Noted for next week

 

chorizo and chicken and orzo is a winner - Google it for recipe

 

@Chief

Or chorizo carbonara - a favourite of mine to cook

 

Nah, only really good smoked bacon and eggs, splash of starch water and cheese

 

nah, no sausages in fridge and had a fry up for dinner last night. So just toast and tea.

 

I meant me!

 

oven cooked sausages?

 

Yeah, always do them in the oven.

Unless on a barbecue, then it's boil then char.

 

Would give boil/char a go in summer. But always low and slow in a pan for me.

 

Bingo.

 

Ham n cheese fluffy omelette.

If usually use Pancetta and some strong cheddar for this but I haven’t got any so I’ve used Brunswick Ham and Parmesan instead.



1. Separate the egg white from the yolks and whip them into stiff peaks (but not as stiff as making meringue)



2. Fold in the egg yolks, don’t whisk them in otherwise you’ll flatten your fluffy egg whites. Pour it all into a medium heat pan.



3. Add in the Pancetta and cheddar (ham and Parmesan) salt and black pepper. Cook on a medium heat (you don’t want to burn the bottom as it will make it bitter) and use a spatula to free the edges of the omelette from the pan.



4. fold in half as you plate it up. I’d usually finish it off with some chopped chives and a splash of Tabasco but I’ve run out.

 

That looks ****ing awful

 

You don't like Omelette though so stfu

 

@luvgonzo to confirm

 

I would eat it

 

Yeah in a pan for me too, I like the caramelised bits

 

here people call that burnt bits, savages