It's mental here. Folks all arguing on Facebook because people dared go to the beach. Shouting at surfers and ****! It's mad, everyone thinks they should be there but no one else should be, like it's their ****ing beach or something. I've had tuts when I'm on the beach running. Lemon sucking old farts. Because dog walking (and leaving **** everywhere) is fine, running isn't. Tell you what, I've got three kids otherwise stuck in the house, if I want to get out and about I will. **** Drakeford and his daft rules.
Tell her it's against the rules mate, simple as that. Just lay the guilt trip, someone else's granny will die if they have the party. Ask Piers Morgan.
Police round here busting loads of parties, they've not got much else to do atm, my mate reckons most forces are getting 100's of calls a day people shopping one another.
Your mate Gessa yeah, ok yeah, ‘mate’... sounds to me like you’re an undercover screw. please log in to view this image
Missed a trick there mate, walking past. Go in, take a pic of yourself, save my number as NHS and I’ll make sure you’re self isolating by 8pm.
Got given a mix box of British beers (can't remember who but they must be a twat), just drank the first one Green King East Coast IPA. Bang average 5/10
Just opened another, Greene King again at an IPA. I remember seeing this whole I lived near the brewery, it's terrible and misses the whole point of am IPA. 4/10
Yeah, it will be. Think I got given the same box last year by someone. Hobgoblin and Hobgoblin Gold are OK.
yeah tell her anyone who goes to a party right now has rocks for brains so neither of you are going . I mean ffs what do you think is going on around you !
Thinking of buying a fish tank, or an aquarium if that’s what they’re called these days. Anybody got one, want tropical fish cos I like the colours... is it a pain to maintain them?
