Yeah bro. Big 5 oh on the horizon. I keep myself in good shape physically and mentally though, so ain’t gonna go all Fosse on ya and start talking about Malbec and reminiscing about hairy bush.
The Mrs younger sisters birthday is tomorrow, so been roped into going to some **** house party. Really not feeling it at all, don't wana drink and if I take any drugs (very likely as I'm off out out to get them soon) the no drinking thing will go out the window and I'll pay for it for days. Fuxake, I ducked the mrs last birthday by pulling a sicky, so not sure I'll get away with it this time as her family organised the last one I never turned up to and I don't want them thinking I don't like them or anything as I do, plus the mrs has been asking me almost daily "you are gonna come Yeh" but I really cba with the party thing. Any ideas?
Just start watching sky news for a bit and whip up a bit of paranoia, a sprinkle of fear and tell her you’ll let her use the big spanner to **** you with and she’ll agree to stay in bro.
Genuine question, should you be even having/going to a house party? What the **** exemptions are in place in London Tier 4, must be some small print or other.
While the rest of us can't even look each other in the eye if we're vaguely within 10m of one another. London just cracks on though, eh mate? **** it.
