Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

You're just itching to say 20 times aint you Donga?

I'll say it for ya

 

No one asked.

 

You barstewards.

Knew there was a reason I hate the colour red...and in no particular order.

Bayern Munich
Liverpool
Man U

 

They're not for him

 

You don’t have a fan base though.

 

Sorry, didn't realise that was the form on here

 

Allison, Fabinho, Gomez, Henderson, Milner and Ox all missed 10 games or more. Matip and Shaqiri missed most of the season.

 

Missed isn't the same as injured.

So 2 that mattered last season? How many of them 2 were before the lockdown and due to injury?

 

Sorry dude, both Fabinho and Matip were injuries, as was Gomez. Matip was our first choice CB for the CL final in 2019, so he ain't exactly a fringe player.

 

I bet I've got at least 3/4 tbh.

Thats technically a base

 

We all Make mistakes bro it's cool

 

Mum’s don’t count.

 

Now you're just being silly

 

Sir Wesley Brown was our RB in the 2008 CL final mate, but that didn't mean much the following season. Just saying.

Although despite being a makeshift RB he was the best RB that season

The names you mention, bar Allison, we're not talking about your match winners are we mate?

 

Sorry bri.

 

bro, you can't go mentioning matip and gomez, the are direct replacements for each other (one is in and the other is the reserve) unless you think vvd is the benchwarmer

 

Mate some of them bring out players like Keita, OX and Shakeira

I could mention players like Bailly (injured for 3 years), Jones (just injured or summat), Rojo (see Jones and Bailly), Pogba (injured? for most of last season) and the list is far longer than that but we have a squad

 

Oooh look chav ****s and manc ****s in a little huddle licking each others ball bags to ease the pain of being dogshit.

Its nice you're all getting along.

 

2 Points fella, just imagine if we had a manager

Klopp must be wishing he had a squad like us now (jealous batard)

 

Oh ffs give over

You'll probably be **** again next week for a while then win a few again.