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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Black Caviar, Dec 21, 2020.

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  1. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    People have been numbed down since the 70s, i just didn't realise it had reached this level.

    No wonder society is ****ed, we are in deep regression.
     
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    Diego, Dec 29, 2020
  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    The English surrendered to The Gay Dutchman.

    At least the Irish put up a fight.
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 29, 2020
  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Sponsorship from Patriot Coffee, Southern Mexico

    Lol
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 29, 2020
  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    The English invited him over, mate. Had to go to Holland to find a monarch untainted by Papery.


    Should have just binned off the monarchy altogether imo.
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 30, 2020
  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The Pope funded said Dutch Homosexual
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Sounds about right. Poovery and Papery usually go hand in hand.
     
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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    upload_2020-12-30_16-50-43.png
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Can I get a check that the earth is still flat, as I think I saw some hills, in the distance
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Dec 30, 2020
  9. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    If you play some music really loud, they come to life at this time of year.
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    They're just faaaaar away
     
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  11. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    They can't be that far away or they'd have fallen off the edge.
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Only so the French weren't bigger than the Pope.


    King Billy wasn't gay.
     
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    monacoger, Dec 30, 2020
  13. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    True, they're mixing him up with his boyfriend.
     
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    DMD, Dec 30, 2020
  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Mixing him up with ****s that celebrate a mole with a gay velvet jacket on.
     
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    monacoger, Dec 30, 2020
  15. DMD

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    The love that dare not squeak its name.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You are seeing a natural phenomenon that makes things that are flat look non-flat. It's all about the radius and circumference of this very flat Earth.

    PS. When you talk about this planet called Earth it demands a capital letter <grr>
     
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  17. DMD

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    If the earth was shrunk to the right size, it would pass the smoothness test to qualify as a billiard ball if it wanted to be one. It'd even look just as spherical but wouldn't be as well balanced.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Earth <grr>
     
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  19. DMD

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    I saw your rule, but I wasn't talking about this planet though, I was talking about that one.
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Earth is very flat, earth on the other hand gets very messy if wet
     
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