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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Carry On Getting Relegated <applause>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 28, 2020
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    did some one order a doggy bag
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Carry on Shatting on Your Seat <laugh>
     
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    Carry on oh look out here comes a ****ing hard man
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Roger the Plastic Para <party>
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    no such word shatting <laugh><laugh><laugh> idiot. You know if you stopped sucking dogs cocks you wouldn't have that oral hygiene problem, and could change you name to a nicer one which would suit you better like motherfucker
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 28, 2020
  7. Dorty Dogbreath

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    ^^^ Him calling someone an idiot...the irony.
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    carry on biting reaches no 1 in the dog breath charts
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'd post a video of you lot losing to Fleetwood but I really can't be bothered. That's how **** you lot are.
     
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    Exclusive: Steve Bruce has no mone to spend in January, with Allan Saint-Maximin and Ryan Fraser out for most of the month <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    mind the door doesn't hit your arse on the way down
     
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    CAN WE COUNT THIS AS 7-0 AS BRENTFORD PLAY IN SUNDERLANDS STRIP STILL WON EVEN WITH THE GOALIE CHEATING

     
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    watched it are you after a Sunderland tie pin, you will have to crawl harder than that
     
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    horse refuses to come out of hiding till all mags have gone
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    JIMMSY AND DOG BREATH IN THE CUBS

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    Carry on clapping nonces
     
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    Carry on pumping your sister
     
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    Carry on being the laughing stock of football Down in division 3
     
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