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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    What is the definition of an election?
    A Chinese hard-on
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Two nuns cycling down a narrow street.
    One says to the other “ I have never come this way”
    The other replies ” Me neither, must be the cobble stones”
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    another 2 nuns in bath. One says “ wheres the soap?” It does , doesn’t it , says the other
     
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    ”Honestly, try the steak bake. I have two a day.”

    steakbake.jpg
     
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  9. Smug in Boots

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    "Goodnight, candles out sisters."
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I love this, Monty!
     
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    IMG-20201227-WA0001.jpg


    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Her real thoughts for Smug we’re Blankety blank Blankety blank.<laugh>
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I make love like a football player ...

    ... I dribble before I shoot.
     
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  14. Nig

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    I'm like Chodwell these days.
    Totally disinterested and can't be arsed :eek: :D
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    you were with your bacon wraps last night :emoticon-0131-angel
     
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    FFF1139C-F571-4FAB-9103-44A8D3A60597.jpeg I’m going with the zz top wannabe
     
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    I wondered what that little chipolata was doing on the end :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i thought it was a clitoris had to look twice
     
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    If you thought that could I politely suggest that you don't visit the fleshpots of Thailand :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    no but ive seen plenty of crab pots in the Bigg market if that counts
     
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