Steve Jobs has died.

I made a joke about The Dead Princess™ on Facebook once: absolute uproar!

 

Jade Goody, they made a fuss rolling that pig in the hole too

 

I was telling them in the boozer on the day she died - i may as well have raped the regulars' mothers in front of them for the reaction I got. It's a really bad thing to admit but I was actually really happy the day she threw a seven

 

The obvious excpetion being that ER shall be mourned throughout the world and the internets.


Sadly, I fear that day may come all too soon for the auld duffer.

 

I know, why do people still go on about her.

She was a ****ing flid.

 

My rule is if you dont know a person or they havent touched your heart ( assuming you have one ) in some way then being all caring about them in death makes you a ****ing moron.

 

NO, Dick.

 

who's Steve Jobs? Was he some kind of a recruitment advisor?

 

I was ****ing glad that happened actually. I reckon millions of whales got together and caused it in retaliation at seeing their relatives get harpooned in the head in the name of *nom* 'research'.

 

I was reading a book about something or other and the author was banging on about charity concerts. Apparently when they did one at the millenium Stadium for the 2004 Tsunami Fern Cotton got the crowd to do a Mexican Wave

 

As long as she didn't call it an Indonesian Wave, surely that's acceptable?

 

Berbs cat died the other day and yet we are discussing some yank no mark who was nothing more than a loony running a cult.

**** sake, priorities.

 

Did he make a pie with it? I would've.

 

It's true - he was no better than david koresh

 

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funeral arrangements are only available to people who have the mortuary app, available for $2.99 from itunes

 

I need to visit Astley, I've never met a whale like that in my life.