I was telling them in the boozer on the day she died - i may as well have raped the regulars' mothers in front of them for the reaction I got. It's a really bad thing to admit but I was actually really happy the day she threw a seven
The obvious excpetion being that ER shall be mourned throughout the world and the internets. Sadly, I fear that day may come all too soon for the auld duffer.
My rule is if you dont know a person or they havent touched your heart ( assuming you have one ) in some way then being all caring about them in death makes you a ****ing moron.
I saw someone on Facebook get slaughtered for making a joke about the Japanese tsunami. He got about 131 comments on his status
I was ****ing glad that happened actually. I reckon millions of whales got together and caused it in retaliation at seeing their relatives get harpooned in the head in the name of *nom* 'research'.
I was reading a book about something or other and the author was banging on about charity concerts. Apparently when they did one at the millenium Stadium for the 2004 Tsunami Fern Cotton got the crowd to do a Mexican Wave
Berbs cat died the other day and yet we are discussing some yank no mark who was nothing more than a loony running a cult. **** sake, priorities.
funeral arrangements are only available to people who have the mortuary app, available for $2.99 from itunes
Astley is actually ruled by whales. Us lowly humans are under their yoke, slaves almost, in a parallel world.
