What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

but 6 pints of lowenbrau deep and don’t care.

 

****ing hell.

 

You lack talent. That's a fine plate.

 

mate, post your ****.

 

Breakfast today.

 

Is it?

I see no seasoning, and not even a big enough portion to entice a mutt into a trap. I liked the idea of the dish,

 

what is it?

toasted buns and cheese mayo?

 

Breakfast in a glass

50g oats
10g almonds
10g pecans
1 banana
30g chocolate whey protein
50g blueberries

 

did you put the banana up pour arse first?

 

No I prefer the feeling of it coming out the other way

 

you're a strange person, do you live alone or with parents?

 

They’ll be bendier from now on too.

 

Everyone likes a good crap

Alone.

 

My turds are very good quality tbh.. They did a show a a while back in which members of the public brought one their turds with them and a doctor gave them dietary advice on their stool.... I took note of the information and make a few tweeks here and there.

 

did he mention your tits?

 

I didn't go on the show

 

Because you have tits?

 

I think you've over estimated the severity

 

Off ya tits?

 

Merry Christmas com