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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Thats the right way to be a dad, **** all this talking it over ****e. Go for the jugular.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    My daughter went through the same at nursery, saying that this lad kept pushing her. Was tempted to put it down to high jinks and the school of hard knocks, but a little lady needs to see that her daddy is going to be there for her when **** like this happens. Didn't have to lob that kid down a mine shaft or anything, but it got sorted.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    If she's under 10 just give her a machete and tell her to go nuts
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Since when did kids over ten go to nursery?
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah I’ve mentally prepared for this day for a while. Unfortunately the dad will have to learn the hard way but that’s life.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Careful, mate. I was nearly sent to the big house a few months back for that exact same thing. Leave it to the Mothers and school to sort that **** out if you know that the likely outcome is you'll flatten the dad.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Tbh, I saw him this afternoon, he picked his kid up on a bicycle, says it all about him. Probably wouldn’t be worth a slap, he’d start crying and create a scene. I’ll play it cool, invite the kid to her birthday party next year and get her cousin to bang the kid out cold on the bouncy castle.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    more like Vegan COVID .
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Did my first ever lot of interviewing today. Quite enjoyed it actually, probably hate it in about a years time.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It's a girl bro. No seeds in there.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Last day of work then a week off.
     
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I still got another day, but I won’t be doing anything
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I've been off since the weekend and it's already Wednesday. Need it to slow down.

    Promised myself I'd be running 4 days instead of 3 and been either too busy or too lazy so far.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'm in work but am sat at our dining table in me pyjams drinking tea.

    Not really work.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Might make an improvement if we made them play in the mud.
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Morning run.

    Merry Christmas **** knuckles one and all.

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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Chief looks like the guy who just found a phone at a party<laugh>


    Looks very cold and wet and windy that bro
     
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