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Boris Johnson is a ****ing ****

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Big Ern, Dec 22, 2020.

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  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Could be number 1 for Christmas


    Not a big fan of punk, but it has some great lyrics.
     
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    Big Ern, Dec 22, 2020
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Comm will have that at number 1 on his own with his Spotify account.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Dec 22, 2020
  3. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Good luck with this thread.

    Cool song.
     
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    Bwood_Ranger, Dec 22, 2020
  4. Lovearsenalcock

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    Politics ****ers trap
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Dec 22, 2020
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    Fking awful.... Great lyrics though
     
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    aberdude, Dec 22, 2020
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    Can?
     
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    Rudekid, Dec 22, 2020
  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

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    Bit repetitive actually. Barely longer than a minute and it felt too long at that.

    A little more creativity is needed to make it a good song. The artist really needs to expand on what it is that makes Boris Johnson a ****ing ****. What drives and motivates him to be a ****ing ****. Why does the artist feel like Boris Johnson is a ****ing ****.

    There is no symbolism, no creative thinking, no clever word play. The song doesn't make you think, nor does it make you question your own opinion, or leave anything open for interpretation.

    As a statement it's rather bland and unoriginal. I don't disagree with it, but it's a terrible song.
     
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  9. Willhoops

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    It's accurate ..
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    I'd really like to see Susan Boyle cover this song.
     
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  11. Willhoops

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    You'd just love to cover Susan Boyle
     
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    Should've just re-released the Mr Blobby song.
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    It may have a political bent, but it speaks to the common man in words he can both understand, and relate to.
     
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    Big Ern, Dec 22, 2020
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    Ooh aah, wouldn't everyone?
     
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    It's this guy. Saw him live at The White Hart in Southgate years ago...

     
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    Archers Road, Dec 22, 2020
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    Ahh I see you went for the safe option and didn't go for the Jimmy Saville 'sexy kids' song
     
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    Indeed, nor the Fred and Rose West number. I’m not easily shocked, but he’s shocking.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Kunt is class.

     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    <laugh> Mary's sausage wallet
     
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