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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Glad I'm married so that I don't have to do all the romantic **** anymore. <laugh> If she leaves then I'd just use porn and hookers, couldn't be bothered with all this date **** again.
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Watch out for the latest craze 'clipping'....

    We've had about 30 new prisoners in recently for clipping.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Can't google that as i'm in work, care to explain in a safe for work way?
     
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  4. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    What is this clipping ?

    Do you run courses on being a good clipper Sky ?
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Basically - a crew of men (kids usually!) set a girl up to look like a prostitute (sometimes many more than 1 girl) then put them on the street pretending to look for customers. When a customer is found she leads them somewhere, then the gang beat them (sometimes brutally) and take their money and possessions. Then the girl will go out till she gets another customer, and so on and so on.

    The victim rarely goes to the police as they are often professional people and cannot afford to be labelled as a punter, so in a sense it's an easy crime to commit and to get away with.

    It's been happening for years but recently it seems to have really gone through the roof. The figures don't show the whole picture but from me speaking to prisoners on a personal level the impression I get is it's a huge huge problem in most major cities.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's 'clipping' sky, and does sweats do it? He does most other things of a highly dodgy nature.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Forget the last question, sky. On the virtual footie front, have the mancs got a team and if so, who's their captain?
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Not sure who their captain is but Swarbs has put a screenshot of their team on their thread with players, captains etc..
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Make it to the letter mate or I am not responsible if it goes wrong. Fresh Oreganon ONLY. But if you can't get that, dried mixed herb de provence will do it. One glass of wine, drink the rest whilst cooking. You also should have made it last night if you're serving it up tonight!!


    And don't buy flowers you ****ing sap. Impress with a fine red.




    (And no jizz. At least not till later when she can have a gob full)
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Keith Floyd is alive!
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's the name of the thread it's on on their forum?
     
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  12. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Keith Floyd is alive!

    ..........................................



    I think "Wish you were here" was his best album!
     
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  13. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    dont think she drinks red..... its date 4 also so think time to introduce flowers an nice wine into the mix.
     
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  14. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I think it was under RHC blows goats. I could be wrong though <ok>
     
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  15. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Is this the one you bummed on the first date / fisted on the first date or another one ?
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    **** the flowers, get a bottle of Veuve Cliquot.

    Sorted.
     
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  17. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    that was August, we're now into October!
     
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  18. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Who will leave first.

    Sir Alex or Dalglish.
     
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  19. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    no they have been binned... not girlfriend material...


    Chops not sure if she is staying so Veuve is pointless.... though now you've got me thinking it could be an amusing way of getting her to stay.....
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    It's the thread you started on their board mate...
     
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