THE 12 MONTHS OF BORIS... January: No need to be alarmed. It's a Chinese bug. We're bloody British. February: It appears that the Italians can catch it too, but they rolled over for the Nazis in the war so it's to be expected. March: Errrr, it looks like we can catch it after all. However, there's no need to panic, just stay two metres apart and sing happy birthday whilst washing your hands. April: We could do with around 60% of you catching it, but you'll probably kill your gran in the process. This is becoming somewhat of a pickle we're in. May: Yeah, we've totally ****ed it guys. It's spreading quicker than a 5g conspiracy. Stay the **** away from everyone unless you fancy popping out for a McDonald's. June: You can definitely maybe get away with sitting within a metre of a perfect stranger in the park, but meeting up with a friend will lead to certain death. July: You may get back in the pub, but only for essential drinks. Feel free to chat bubbles with a random in the smoking area, but leave immediately if you see a member of your family, or face arrest. August: Eat out to help out! Every single UK citizen simply must rush out to do all the things we've asked you not to do for the last few months. It's your duty, and here's a tenner on us for your efforts. September: You ghastly, little cretins! Who the **** told you to go out and spread the virus like that again? Have you listened to a bloody word we've said? Don't even come at me with your crocodile tiers, bro. October: Work from home again unless your place of work has a till. November: You can go and get your muff waxed and do a bit of Christmas shopping with thousands of others, however, attendance restricted pubs, bars and restaurants still pose too much of a risk to mingle in. December: Christmas is cancelled. See you all again in the new year for more absolute ****ery, you shower of ****s.
He started feeling ill on 10th December and was confirmed positive on 17th following his test the day before
I’ve always been a Labour supporter but I wish that they would shut the **** up and stop criticising the government. If they said we are going to help them during this crises then they would come out of it better.
I assume they, you mean him! Kernel Smarm of the smary army! He is getting to worse than his predecessor, has no real meaningful answer to the problem and is collecting (trying to) political points like my gran used to collect green shield stamps!
It’s a fascinating disease. All our symptoms are slightly different; My son had it the worst; burning sore throat and a very nasty burning sensation up inside his nose, along with the feeling of general illness and loss of taste and smell. My wife has a terrible sore throat and is really congested, but hasn’t suffered a major loss of energy or sense of taste or smell. I’m the lucky one so far; I feel like I have a heavy cold, but so far no sore throat and only a partial loss of taste and smell. The main problem for me is I lose energy quickly after being on my feet for more than 15 mins - I start to tremble and sweat, but as soon as I sit down I’m fine again. Out of all my household I think my symptoms are the least horrific.
Bit like flu then Who said that Your household are not alone, it's what most of the population can expect..
This is rich !! China has suspended its visa application service in London. In a statement, the Chinese embassy did not reveal how long the suspension would last. “In accordance with the relevant pandemic prevention advice, the Chinese Visa Application Service Centre in London will suspend its operation from December 22nd, 2020 until further notice,” the statement said
Good, maybe they will also stop sending us loads of rubbish goods as well, I wouldnt be surprised if they didnt send us infected goods by express delivery knowing it lives for more than 72 hours! Just had an after thought, maybe suspended it because no one was applying!
Why is it rich? They are only doing what we should of done in February March time. I don’t blame them closing us off.
It's rich in terms of the country of origin and root cause of wiping out hundreds of thousands of people worldwide, and also treating their own population as expendable pawns.
There's no need for anyone to panic - I sanitise my keyboard and mouse - and wear a mask every time I post on here so you're all safe.....!
