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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    "Paddy Pantsdown" as The Sun Headline went <laugh>
     
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    petersaxton Well-Known Member

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    If Labour ever got in he'd die of starvation during the first five year plan but at least he'd die happy.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Rumour has it he pumped Delia after a posh Champagne and coke fuelled dinner round her big house in Suffolk.

    He was also ex SBS and Royal marine as well I think possibly Mi6 agent.

    A real life James Bond type
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

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    He was ex SAS right enough!

    The one that always got me was John "The peas are very green tonight Norma" Major currying Edwina's eggs!!

    John Major went up in my estimation after that revelation.
     
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  5. petersaxton

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    Labour's first few policy announcements.
    1 We will increase benefits to ensure children wont go hungry.
    Result: Feckless parents rush out and buy new smartphones.
    2 Too many children are still hungry. We will increase benefits to ensure children wont go hungry.
    Result: Feckless parents rush out and buy new TVs.
    3 Too many children are still hungry. We will increase benefits to ensure children wont go hungry.
    Result: Feckless parents rush out and buy new cars.
    4 Too many children are still hungry. We will increase benefits to ensure children wont go hungry.
    Result: Feckless parents rush out and buy more drugs.
    5 Too many children are still hungry. We will increase benefits to ensure children wont go hungry.
    Result: Feckless parents rush out and buy more alcohol.

    Eventually

    100 Too many children are still hungry. We will increase the basic rate of tax to 110% of income and reduce personal allowances to £0.
    Result: Conservative Party get elected with a majority of 650 seats.
    Crazed lefties: The right wing press lied to bigots who are not caring enough.
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  7. petersaxton

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    DMD Eh?
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    He even ****ed up his proposal to Catherine Tate.

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  11. Archers Road

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    It’d take you 10 years to die of starvation you gross ****ing walrus.
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Beyond cringe
     
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    He's a hint of gammon about him has that lad.
     
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    Eh, that's racist!
    If a crazed leftie said it then it would be ok.
     
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  15. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    If I balanced it by saying the one in the suit is gammony too, would that make it acceptable?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Boris's game plan was always to sit back, do **** all, and just stick to the 'no deal' mantra, before buggering off early next year. Covid must really piss him off, as he has to work, and on a new win problem. I still reckon he'll go as soon as a suitable opportunity arises. It wouldn't surprise me if he claimed 'long covid'.
     
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Why did you bother typing that out? Did you think it was either real or funny? I thought you hated jokes on here?
     
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