I think it would be fair to say that the death of Steve Jobs hasn't been met with universal sentiments of mourning and deep personal grief on this board. If you were the grim reaper which famous person would you take into your deathly clutches next?
Seems Mrs T's a popular choice (I assume you both mean Thatcher and not that doyen of Tomorrow's World and Swap Shop the delightful Ms Philbin). I would tend to agree but i'd like to see her suffer horribly first. I'll go with paul McCartney because winding up people who still believe the beatles were any good is a favourite pastime of mine - I'd have a bloody field day.
Richard Littlejohn Or any of the other fat, white, middle-aged ****ers who appear on SKY news complaining about how hard their lives are and how unfair it all is and why can't they call a spade a spade any more etc. etc.
I don't really hate anyone that much. Maybe Jamie Oliver? Though I'd want him to know about his demise in advance, so I can see him blub like a bitch one last time.
That's pure bloody eveil - how on earth are the residents of Trumpton going to cope wothout their trust carpenter? ****
What about that smarmy little brownhatter cook off the telly? Nigel Slater I think. I don't really like TV chefs to be honest.
If there's suddenly a spate of celebrity chef deaths I don't think they'll be needing Inspector Morse to investigate........
