Coronavirus

I go twice a week, once for my sister and once for myself. Always go after 8.00pm and it's dead like you say, quite pleasant actually.

 

had mine down last week, by a shop..First time since feb, as my mate chops it.....Nice natter and a scalping...It was a social thing. Was also intersting to hear her take on lockdowns.

 

Toffee you say.

 

Her you say.

 

Yes. She used to do all our flat tops, wacky hair do's etc. SHE has been a barber for over 30 years.

 

Thanks for ruining the fantasy mate

I remember flat tops lol

 

Once she actually shuts up, she's canny good. But she yaps more than that kebab dog downstairs...She probably loses 3 hours a hour, cos she never stops...It's like This is your Life, every time i see her........Just ****ing cut my hair women, it's not ****ing Loose women.

 

That's all very well mate, but do you feel those heaving bosoms on the back of your head when she's coming in for a closer trim?

 

It's better when she does does front, and they are waggling in my face.

 

It's all totally FUBAR ... I live in Hertfordshire and we've just been shunted into Tier 4 as a county ... but search by post code and we'd be in 2 because all figures for our area have descended ... so now can't get to see my eldest girl and her boyfriend on the 27th because we aren't allowed to travel to her Tier 3 zone across the border in Bedfordshire ... what a crock of ****... this Government is the most inept in my lifetime

 

A simple question.

What would you give up to get this under control?

 

We've adhered to every guideline ... the missus is in the most vulnerable category having a compromised immune system and I'm not far below given that I've had a quadruple heart bypass ... so we have been all but house bound throughout the whole thing ... so it's really not a question for me ... but the non mask wearing, "It's no different to the flu" twats who have not been prepared to temporarily ditch their social lives and "freedom" need a serious head wobble ...

 

My mum and Dad visit me on a Saturday morning, they wear masks in my pad ffs. It's a surreal world.
Been to my best mates this afternoon, took him a pheasant, no mask,

 

North sure how you’d get a mask on a pheasant anyway.

 

Tier 4 stuff....

 

I assume the pheasant was dead, that would eliminate half the difficulty of getting the mask on one.

 

Comm lives in Sunderland, mate. He probably walked it over to his mates on a lead and collar.

 

Almost certainly tried to **** it at some point.

 

He's not a pheasant ****er...