He’s a fine bloke is our ogri, I looked at him this morning and decided to go into town on the bike. Was fecking freezing and I thought to myself grow a pair what would ogri think
My next door neighbour says i'm a bit of a looker. Well, peeping f*cking Tom is what she actually said!
The wife got into a strop and said she was off for a sail on the boat. It's dangerous to go on your own I warned, but of course she wouldn't listen Surprise surprise, next day the police are at the door. We have some bad news for you. But also some good news and some very good news. Ok , give me the bad . Your wife drowned at sea. The good? When we pulled her out she had eight giant king crabs and four lobsters on her. Ok then, and the very good news?? We're pulling her out again tomorrow.