Just some love and care, maybe a lettuce leaf or two some chopped onion perhaps, go crazy and throw a tomato slice in there its Xmas man.
If you aint named the end bits yet I'd like to suggest donners nipples. please log in to view this image I bet they are nice.
If you added sweetcorn it would the be the first food that looks the same going into the mouth, and coming out of the arse the next morning