British Politics

They call you up and ask if it's necessary to stay and you tell them yes, yes it is.

And it's business as usual

 

"Accommodation such as hotels, B&Bs, campsites, holiday lets and guest houses must close. These premises can only open for a person, who:

is unable to return to their main residence
uses it as their main residence
needs it while moving house
needs it to attend a funeral, linked commemorative event or following a bereavement of a close family member or friend
is isolating themselves from others as required by law
is an elite athlete (or their coach) and needs it for training or competition
needs it for work purposes, or to provide voluntary or charitable service
was staying there immediately before the area entered Tier 3
needs it to attend education or training
is a carer for someone they live with and is seeking respite
needs to attend a medical appointment or treatment"
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/tier-3-very-high-alert

 

I'm an elite athlete Pete

 

Q.i

 

I've been out drinking street pints all night. No one in London gives a **** anymore, these Tory clowns can own their ****show.

60k deaths and counting. The blood on the Tories' hands will never wash off.

 

Mostly down to thick ****es not giving a ****.

 

MUST

DEFEND

MY

OVERLORDS

 

Who are they mate, i will give them a cheer for you

 

The "Street pint " or kufel uliczny was Introduced to to London by East Europeans, predominantly Polish circa 2006 it's a colloquial term for drinking a can of larger wrapped in a brown paper bag.

Fun fact #323

 

This has been unofficial policy for a while now.

 

Is that why France keeps winning major International tournaments?

 

Those guys are super diverse

 

Didn't bother counting how many times it was mentioned but, can anyone tell me what "culture" has to do with athletics?

 

Yeah we are trying to eradicate it here and our history.

We need to artificially boost the number of black rowers and equestrian Gold medalists to cram in a lazy Somalian diversity hire that landed on our shores from France on an air bed.

In 20 years nobody will be allowed to own a particular book VCR tape a CD or records they will all be smashed up by the tolerant left under the Ministry of truth.

On a totally unrelated note have you seen Letter to the King on Netflix?

 

It's no longer about the best individuals doing the best job, but rather presupposing that individuals of black and South Asian origin are incapable of being motivated to do well in life by anything other than the sight of a racially-alike face doing a thing they're fond of. I.e. Little 8-year-old table tennis player Mohammed Abdul Mohammed doesn't pursue the sport as a potential profession because there isn't a man who looks like his dad doing it on television.

Basically, it's just another form of the [strangely-racist] mothering culture that has developed amongst the Tobies of the West, whereby they see themselves as a great people lifting the coloured masses out of the dirt - even where said people have neither the will nor ability to do it themselves.

 

This cartoon from Punch magazine, drawn in 1865, seems even more apt today than it did then

 

Did you used to deliver it on your b.M.x?

 

On a penny farthing, of course

 

That reminds me I have an urgent meeting in Shoreditch next week

 

There are some cultures that said they find the initiatives to push their young in to sports disrespectful, as they push their children into professions and don't feel football is a suitable one.