Don't think you have to actually aim it into the pot bro Had to do it once after I came back from Morocco with a very bad case of the Leon Trotsky's. There should be a little spoon in the lid of your pot
When they handed me that little pot for a stool sample, the nurse must have clocked the look on my face which was 'how the **** do you expect me to aim it into there?'. Because she then politely explained that under the lid was a little scooper.
Guy I used to work with lost a bet and had to get a colonic. Tried styling it out when he came out saying he felt great. I was like yeah "that happens when your anus is no longer being violated"
i'm in the bad books for calling my sister and her family all ****s. they posted a video of her grandson with a fish he caught, and then were so proud when i t was killed, gutted up and fried. They got 2 fish finger sized things out of it. They couldn't understand my point of view, why take a codling about a 1lb and eat it? Give it time....I understand he liking fishing at the moment as he's 7. But why encourage him to take home something so small? So i'm in the bad books, but **** em, pikey ****s.
I know why they didn’t understand it they just ignored it and put it down to you being a miserable **** I could be wrong
On a scale of 1 - 10 how ****ed am i if I don't bother getting my girlfriend a christmas gift? Its just ****in effort
The vast majority defo like sparkly things (real ones), handbags and shoes that cost the price of my first car.
Years ago my mate at the time used to go out and get my ex missus' Christmas presents for me,told him to get whatever he got his missus but a different flavour, then once when he was really pissed, let it out he used to get mine from her to me too. No idea why we split up.
If someone asked me to do that, I’d offer to wrap them as well, lovely gift tags, curled ribbons, the lot. Then I’d wait for the fallout when the excited lady in question unwrapped a butt plug, crotchless skids and a frying pan.
