david cameron's missus

would you slip her one?

i have to say that i would.

 

No you wouldn't, you are a ****.

 

yes, quite, and you sir are a ****

 

There should actually be a comma after the, "yes", you don't really do the educated thing very well, do you?

 

thanks for that i have gone in and fixed it.

Anything else I have missed? maybe a few full stops or apostrophe's. maybe you could give me some tips on my spelling, i have a big test coming up?

Have i used the word **** when words like **** face and bawbag would have been more appropriate?

 

Oh monaco, Ithink you,ve hit a nerve there!

 

I think I have mate!

P.S. I am not even going to mention the other glaring mistakes that he made in his response.

 

The lack of capital letters suggests to me you're first analysis is correct - he's a bender.

 

This

 

It is also quite ironic that he put an apostrophe in the word apostrophes, but that little gem of a story is for another day. Oh, how we all shall laugh!

 

please do. by taking the stance of the grammar police, you cannot just pick and choose what you bring up. you have to go on a crusade against bad grammar and point it out at every turn.

it also helps me put my life into perpective and realise where i have gone wrong.

 

hahaha i was hoping you would mention that

 

You're welcome

 

excellent, can we all be friends?

 

i'd jizz on her face, the tory slut. then i'd **** punt her.

 

Yes, but only if you take better care of your English and yourself in general!

 

I'm, willing to bet she dresses up in the bedroom. Could see her in her riding boots and crop, and f**k all else.

Sam Cam, that is. Not any of the weirdos on here.

 

Weirdo.

 

You have to be way beyond weird to stand out on this forum.

 

Good point, well made.