Gerard Houllier has done one

Are you one of them lads who puts the crying-laugh emoji at the end of every text, even when it’s not remotely funny?

 

Stfu Tel you been a boring **** all day tbh


And

 

It’s not my fault you got PMT fam.

 

Kinda is.

 

so will there be candles and everything?

 

Not when you die, no **** will be there

 

He died bro, it’s not his birthday.

 

You’ll be there Ry.

 

bunsen burners then.

 

****ing hell Comm.

 

.

 

Only to piss on him

 

Or to ask him something even though you know he’s not listening.

 

Nah mate it'd deffo be to piss on him, I'd drink a few 14p cans of aldi lager to honour his memory like, I'm not a complete ****

 

He’s had you on ignore for about a year and you still chase him about the forum like a slag who wants her fanny licked.

Sorry bro, but if anybody else was doing that to anybody else on here you’d be savaging them like a rat on spew.

 

Stfu sticking up for ya boyfriend bruv, I aint got comm on ignore so when I see his **** I reply. Always have.. always will.

Does it hurt your feelings or summin?

 

You actually slither up Astro’s arse the minute anybody goes after his Excel spreadsheets, so...

night bro.

 

A bit like a wake in Wetherspoons this.

 

Mate you just said me and astro are buddy's ffs.

Laters