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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    I'm afraid we're going to need pictorial evidence.
     
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  2. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    :smiley-finger007:
     
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  3. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Haha second bellybutton. I'v not heard that one before!
     
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  4. Sharpe*

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  5. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Just get her alone and yell surprise sex! Works like a charm.
     
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  6. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I'm in a similar situation as yourself.. Have met a bird I really like.. Though I'm also dating three others.. The one I really like is amazing .. Been out three times with her now an am in that weird in-between phase where I'm not really sure.. It's not a massive problem as there are three others on the subs bench keeping it warm..

    I may just resort to killing her saves any mental hardship in the future that way..
     
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  7. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    You didn't include an 1100 Litre, a 120 Litre or a 660 Litre.

    FAIL!
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    make sure to use a shovel to cut her head off <ok>
     
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  9. Sharpe*

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    Sounds like you're flying mate! I'v only got one on the go. I need to get more so I can mix it up a bit and not put all my eggs in one basket. I hate not knowing.

    I just want to stick it up her arse and go to sleep. Is that so hard? It wasn't a uni.
     
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  10. Skylarker

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  11. Sharpe*

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    True!

    To be fair i'm a QS so counting ****/ working out dims and costs is my job.
     
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  12. Elpistoleros magic feet

    Elpistoleros magic feet New Member

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    Exactly.
    We need evidence that she is better looking than Georgie Thompson.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    That's always my first avenue..

    It's best to try this technique away from your home town always and use an Irish accent.
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Revealed : B4F's new love

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  15. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Just tell her your loaded and then get your cock out and say ' it won't suck itself bitch' - works a treat.

    Either that or Manobears got a good call <ok>
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    B4F's new love

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  17. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    B4F
     
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  18. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Was dating a bird a few weeks ago.. Had enormous cans.. She came round mine armed with illicit substances.. Woke up the next morning an politely enquirer if we had sex an she informed me I rammed it up her arse.. Must have been a good night...


    But on a serious note it is **** when the games start an you try an figure out what they're thinking .. I've been doing my own head in all week.. So to get over the stress I went out with a new bird on Monday..
     
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  19. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    returnofthesweatband = not606's Don Juan or Walter Mitty ... you decide <ok>
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    Walter Mitty <ok>
     
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