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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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  2. Sharpe*

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    Changing the subject slightly... i'm courting a girl atm and need a bit of advice.

    Iv taken her out for a few drinks and a meal sunday gone. We'v been txting a reasonable amount, but I'm not sure where I stand. I went out with her years ago (when I was 16) and recently met up for the first time in like 6 years.

    She is now absolutely spanking and i'm keen not to look too desperate/interested (both of which I am!!!!). Not sure whether she is meeting up for a chat or somthing more. Who goes out for a meal as a catch up?

    I asked to meet up midweek and she effectively turned me down. I havent txt her since then (Sunday) hoping to keep her interested and she's now txt me.

    Should I ring, txt, or leave it a day?!! Ta
     
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  3. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Berb....

    is that you?
     
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  5. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Do you want to call a truce or not?
     
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  6. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    read on the last page.
     
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  7. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Asking people on the internet for girl advice, how sad <doh>
     
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  8. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Whatever you do don't listen to Berb he's useless with the ladies <ok>

    Phone her and ask her if she fancies a ****.

    Sorted
     
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  9. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Yeah I'm thinking of going in for the kill next time I see here. Ta
     
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  11. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Dude.
    It works both ways.
    First of all. Usernames from now on, thats my only request. No need to get personal.
     
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  12. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Hey if you saw her mate you wouldn't care.

    I was going to give you a second chance. But hey!
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Text her right now mate.... then if she replies leave it till tomorrow before you text back <ok>
     
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  14. Skylarker

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  15. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Smooth
     
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  16. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Done! You should give relationship advice!

    Not Berba though, who i'm sure is as straight as a roundabout!
     
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  17. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Is she a stunner? Does she make Georgie Thompson look like a ugly bird?
     
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  18. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    I'd give her an 8.5/9 yeah. Banging. Blond, great figure.
     
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  19. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    B4F send her a picture of my langer <ok> she'll be moist and call round straight away ... how you explain the gulf between the pic and your second bellybutton is up to you <laugh>
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I do give relationship advice at work sometimes, mainly to sex offenders and murderers though!

    Usually the advice is 'leave your partner alone, it will be best for everyone in the end'.....
     
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