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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    I'm wondering where he stole the money from.
     
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  2. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    UIR's mum isn't a whore. It would take a miracle worker to pimp her.
     
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  3. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Alan, darling, buttercup. I understand that its hard for you to control your outbursts. What you have is horrible and I truly feel your pain. I hope the doctor has given you the right medication and that you take it as prescribed because its not worth thinking about what might happen if you didnt.

    I wont digress any more on the forum as I respect your privacy but for your sake alan if for no one else, please take your medication.
     
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  4. Bloody Wanker

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    All I can picture is Jay Spearing.
     
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  5. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    You want to shag Jay Spearing. Shirtlifter.
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    Random man cock pics?
     
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  7. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    I don't need medication. However I did have to have treatment in my nether regions after shagging your mum, she gave me crabs.
     
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  8. Bloody Wanker

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    He says this whilst rimming that lifesize poster of Queen Jenny.

    But for the record, although I may be a shirtlifter, I wouldn't look twice at a no-necked scruffy scouse jeb-end such as spearing!
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    You're by far our best keeper so if you want to let the team down that's on you <ok>
     
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  10. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    I said I wouldn't shag UIRs mum, but after 24 rum and blacks, my opinion changed.
     
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  11. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Hi Jonathon Acworth, we have established that Alan pisses the bed and drinks wkd.

    Gay I am sure you will agree.
     
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  12. Depay Sound

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    You got shagged by 24 black men first?
     
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  13. Skylarker

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    Jip Jaap Stam I agree <ok>
     
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  14. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    I never said I pissed the bed, I said I pissed in your mothers mouth. Theres nothing wrong with a large number of bottles of wkd after 10 pints of Guinness and 12 vodka and red-bulls.
     
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    I never said I pissed the bed, I said I pissed in your mothers mouth. Theres nothing wrong with a large number of bottles of wkd after 10 pints of Guinness and 12 vodka and red-bulls. It stops you from having a hang-over the next day.
     
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  16. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    You give people with your disability a bad name Alan. For a 34 year old you certainly dont act it. I know theres a reason behind it but most people who have what you have do actually try and act normal.
     
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  17. Bloody Wanker

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    hahahahahahaha
     
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  18. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Thanks Cyprussydsafc
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    After a night out on the hard stuff (WKD)

    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Sharpe*

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    What the **** has happened to this thread. Pile of ****.
     
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