The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Quite partial to a ***** pellet, if i'm honest.

 

if unsure but you want the half a GCSE then answer 'god works in mysterious ways' to every question.

Technically according to religion you are correct so should pass with 100%.

 

You're mother had the answer when I took a crap in her mouth..she said she wanted more, so I eat five pizzas, 10 slices of garlic bread and a curry and washed it down with 12 blue wkds and then took another dump in her mouth.

 

You're = You are. You ****ing pranny.

 

Maybe it`s time you went and played Pokemon Mark the Mad.

 

While you with my mother Alan tell the bitch I want my £200 back. Thanks.

 

put in the offical thread where the rest of us dont have to read it mancs too put yer alan **** in there

 

12 wkds?
You drink WKD? Typical bed wetter beverage.

 

You drink blue wkds - this explains alot

 

Also, looking at that list of delicacies, he's one fat ****e to boot.

 

I blame his carer.

 

I don't. I pity her. That poor cow has to look after the amorphous blob.

Must be like feeding time at the ****ing pig sty.

 

I drank it to make myself piss quickly so I could piss in UIRs mothers mouth. She loves the taste of piss. It reminds her of Old Trafford.

 

I wish this international break would **** off quickly so we can get back to the important stuff.

 

You're getting a complete mauling and that's the best you can retaliate with?

 

Who fancies a trip to button moon?

 

I may be unpopular amongst fellow United fans for this, but I look forward to England games.

 

I only shagged UIRS mum out of pity. She had cobwebs up her ****, it was a pity shag. I did give her £50 to buy herself something nice, however supermarkets give out paper bags for free,so she kept the money. She reminded me of a movie star.....Lassie.

 

At least your admitting you pay for sex

 

I heard he was declined when he swiped his 2.5' flexible friend down her crack.