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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <ok> check your inbox <laugh>
     
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  2. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    It was, still got it in my CD collection. Superb.


    When I bought my first house I let out a room to this student and occasionally him and his mates would come back from student night or something pissed up and keep me up half the night. As I left for work at 7.00am I'd put 'Come on you reds' on the CD player, full blast and on repeat, lock my door, and **** off to work.


    Happy days.
     
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  3. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    I must say I'm disappointed. Looks like a lime tic tac.
     
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  4. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    You **** through your cock? Freak!
     
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  5. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Who the **** is UR's mother by the way?

    Are you sat at the mirror again Alan?

    It 'your' by the way. No capitals.
     
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  6. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    **** sent the wrong pic ... thats from my tic tac folder try now <ok>

    p.s. do you like the bend <whistle>
     
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  7. Bloody Wanker

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    You keep a folder of pics of tic tacs? Sad ****, why don't you have reems and reems of grotty midget porn like the rest of us?

    Not really, looks like a warty banana.
     
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  8. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    <laugh>

    Quality. I've still got it aswell.

    Anyway r lass has just made some prawn tomatoe based curry- it was smashing but then she served it with chappati rather than naan. Completely ruined it.
     
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  9. Elpistoleros magic feet

    Elpistoleros magic feet New Member

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    You're mother likes the taste of **** in her mouth. She loved it when I dropped my trousers and sat on her face and **** into it. She was an okay **** too, nothing fantastic but decent enough. She doesn't like threesomes, as I wouldn't have minded having one with your sister too.
     
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  10. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Everyone knows you're a virgin, Alan.
     
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  11. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    I forgive you Alan, I know your disability.
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I didnt know bananas could get warts , also yes i do have a tic tac folder along with a fruit pastile folder and a randoms one <ok>
     
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  13. Bloody Wanker

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    Here's a giggle:

    Due to the recent court case loss the Premier League have announced that from next season onwards Man utd will be the only English team shown on sky sports 1 and 2.
    Liverpool games will be shown on history channel;
    Chelsea will be on the African movie channel, Man City on the shopping channel & you will be able to find Arsenal live on Cartoon Network.
     
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  14. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    You don't have a disability, you are a ****ing disablity. You've got multiple disabilities, you ****ing ******.
     
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  15. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Ah, but do you have werthers?
     
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  16. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Swing and a miss.

    Swooooooosh
     
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  17. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I have a smarties folder. I use it in times of trouble. As 'only smarties have the answer'
     
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  18. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    The answer to every question on my gcse RE exam.
     
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  19. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    no you sick ***** ... <yes>
     
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  20. Bloody Wanker

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    On the GCSE RE papers, do they ask you to provide evidence for your findings, should you concur with the teachings in the various holy writings?

    If so... ****.
     
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