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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Sucky

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    Dont tempt me man, I know the old **** don't know **** about it, bloke has dementia and these fiends go up his house and take it over (so I hear) I've told a few to **** off whistling at his window in the evening a few times.

    Like i said mate if I see one of them today I'm gonna fuking weigh em in, don't care about any proof, I'll **** that one up and he can pass the word around.
     
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  2. brb

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    Cuckooing.
     
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    Didn’t you buy it off a crack head?

    Just saying......
     
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  4. Sucky

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    So?

    Im not buying back of em again if that what you're saying
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Sort of what comes around, goes around bro...

    Karma innit.
     
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  6. Sucky

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    I didnt steal it so that doesn't really work.
     
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    Only it really does, unless the crack head you bought it off inherited it or something.......
     
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  8. Sucky

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    It might to you mate. Not to me.

    Besides it not about the bike, the bike cost me a score, it's about some **** going in my garden and stealing from me.
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    You need to speak to Munse bro. He can rig up a paint can to smash the next person through your gate square in the mush.
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Tbh Im gonna get a camera for out there, maybe a spotlight too. Surprised the ****s never took my webber, that's worth a few bills
     
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    Then your moral compass is somewhat skewed mate. You bought a stolen bike that you knew was nicked, and you’ve now had it nicked from you. Karma. :emoticon-0120-doh:

    Get a motion sensor security light up btw. You can buy them ring ones now, that record and activate your phone if some **** sets it off. They have a speaker too, so you can shout at whoever has set if off.
     
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  12. Sucky

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    Just surprised you doubted how skewed my moral compass is tbh<laugh>


    And Yeh im gonna have to cctv up the back it seems
     
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    A mate of mine has those ring ones up, I think they’re about 200 notes.....

    ......unless you can get one cheap from a crack head <laugh>
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah bro get a camera, the mask-wearing criminals will think twice about robbing your wheels next time.
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Lol I just took a walk to the shop and there's a scooter parked up outside the front, least they left me that<laugh>

    So its deffo one of those crackheads <whistle>
     
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    Taught my son how to wire up an integrated oven today direct from the mains. Still got the old red, black and green mains coming in.

    Taught my daughter how to call emergency services.
     
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    Smoke detectors on special offer on Amazon!
     
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    Rubber boots on offer too
     
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  19. Sucky

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    Gas ones are cheaper tbh
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Jew jokes aren’t funny guise
     
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