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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Leave him alone. He only strives to be like his hero, Elpissedthebed.
     
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  2. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Nah thats Old Trafford. It has more chinese tourists in attendance than Niagra falls. Gary Glitter was once looking for somewhere quiet, so he could be away from the media. Someone recommended the theatre of delusions aka mould trafford on match day.
     
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  3. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    I see Alan's back.
     
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  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    this is the best footballer/song combo <ok>

    [video=youtube;nOHWgiLY_AM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOHWgiLY_AM[/video]
     
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  5. Bloody Wanker

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    Anfield - The home of the Incontinence society since 1992.
     
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  6. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Hi alan.
     
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  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    :bandit: I'm sworn to secrecy
     
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  8. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Berbs about to **** him. He remembered hes playing the part of Gary neville in the movie.
     
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  9. Chief

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    Not at all. When he said similar about my mother I told him I'd cut his ****ing throat.

    I'd actualy prefer it if he was prevented from coming on here as he ruins it and it's happening again tonight but the constant two way goading is, genuinely, just really tedious.
     
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  10. Bloody Wanker

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    As I'm a ***got for supporting "man who" The image of Gary Neville going balls deep on Alans tight little butthole is one I wish would reoccur.
     
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  11. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Old Trafford the home of chinese tourists since 1992, they didn't know football existed before that, It makes them like the rest of Man Uniteds fanbase. There is more chance of finding a good atmosphere at Stamford Bridge than there is of finding a manc at Old Trafford on match-day.
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    who the **** are you 19? no mark ****
     
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  13. Bloody Wanker

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    How many times have you been to anfield, pissy pants?

    Yep, despite all of your lots attempts, I'm left unscathed. You could say there isn't a mark on me. <ok>

    Now run along, big boy.
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Anyway, **** it. I've just spent an ahour and a half in the gym so feel compelled to off set that by going for a couple of pints.
    I'll leave you to it.
     
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  15. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Says the Irish Liverpool fan.

    RR - can you remember 'Come on you Reds' - was it the Quo ?
     
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  16. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    I pissed in UR's mothers mouth when she was sucking my cock. It wasn't my fault I really and truely had to piss. She really likes it when a bloke takes a dump in her mouth, it reminds her of the Old Trafford atmosphere, thats a load of **** too.
    Fergies right, you're fans are ****e.
    Fergies right,you're fans are ****e.
     
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  17. Sweats

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    **** sake. .
     
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  18. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Hey guys... you know when you're drinking from a straw and you take in just that little bit too much?
     
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  19. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    What forum will you be polluting next Alan? So we can warn them in advance.
     
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  20. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    Is this **** still going on?!

    ****kkkkkkkkk.

    Give it a break KPR/EMF. You've been saying the same stuff for about 7 months...
     
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