Which leads nicely to a question that I sometimes ponder. Why do wimmin when talking about a penis tend say 'dick' rather than 'cock'?
They all love a good richard. Especially lesbians. Unfortunately they were born to ugly to attract a richard so went for a judy.
Interesting. Seriously though, most wimmin I have known tend to say 'dick' because they think 'cock' is rude. In the same way they rarely call their **** their '****'. Wimmin are confusing.
These things are important. When yer on the job and talking durty ye really don't want to say 'cock' when you should have said 'suck ma ****in dick', or, say 'your **** is hot & wet' when you should have said 'your flower is ready, my darling'. Kills the mood.
A bird I was seeing really did call it her flower If hearing that doesn't make you lose your hardon and feel like you should be signing the register then I don't know what will