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Off Topic Faces you want to knock the fk oouuuut!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Dec 12, 2020.

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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Which footballers have got faces you’d like to smash?

    So far I’ve seen some worthy nominations...Richarlison, Andy Robertson...any more?
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    What's your opinion on Richarlison?

    Snidey **** **** or Premier league defender victim?

    Asking for @Tobes

    He needs re-educating
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Robbo wins.

    Just for shoving Messi in the head like he's a fuking nobody

    Man should get a statue for that alone
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Few seasons ago I would've said dele Ali from spurs, but he's since turned into one the lil mix girls and no longer gets ****cunty on the pitch
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    David Batty
    Graeme le Saux
    Joey Barton

    all deliciously punchable!
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Oh and Neymar
    Obvs
     
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    Not football but Morrisey.. It's been a life long ambition to clock this **** so hard he wakes up and thinks he's elvis..... Oh wait
     
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    Lingaard and Pogba

    Dabbing clowns stealing a living from utd.


    Id like to shake thier hands, then punch them in the face with a cricket bat
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Oh yeah Neymar is right up there good shout Quasi
     
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    Heard his sister banged him once
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    With a strap on?

    and who can forget John Terry...bare punchable face
     
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    Oh mate I was talking about her hitting him...
     
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    Even uploading the picture fills me with rage.
    Good player though

    6213D5F3-68A0-48F2-87B9-9F53CB58D5F0.jpeg
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Vardy - Google eyed steptoe looky likey.
    Ozil - same
    Gaymela - looks like a cross dressing Frankenstein
    Slab head - would be like punching an anvil though


    Past players.

    John Terry - who wouldn’t want to lump that gormless racist **** ?
    Dennis wise - narrow eyed jumped up little prick
    Ryan Giggs - sister in law shagging low life

    managers:

    Neil Warnock - noseybonk creepy ****
    Maureen - when he’s being a moaning girl
    Mark Hughes - all round **** house **** chops
     
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    +1 for slamming a shovel into that fug ugly mug
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Neymar, Firmino, Suarez.

    Not football but I don't think I'd ever tire of smashing my fist into Piers Morgan's face.
     
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    Great player, proper finisher he was.

    Face is kinda punchable yeh
     
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    Steve nicol. The pundit version.

    Miserable jock ****
     
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    Bacary Sagna & Samir Nasri would absorb a good few right handers of mine tbh.
     
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    Hendry the ex Villa player or Darren Bentley for me.
     
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