I wish I could find the "Jamie Redknapp's gratuitous use of the word 'literally" compilation. It featured such gems as "he LITERALLY turns into a rhinoceros", "their defender is LITERALLY a barn door", "he's LITERALLY ten feet tall" and others.
“He literally chopped him in half in that challenge” “The ball literally gave him a haircut.” “Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four.” “He’s literally just eaten the fourth official.” "He’s literally turned him inside out." “[Michael Owen] literally turns into a greyhound” “Scholes has such a great footballing brain. He’ll see a picture in his head and literally paint it in front of you.” “Center forwards have the ability to make time stand still. And when Chopra got the ball, it literally did just that.” “He had to cut back inside onto his left, because he literally hasn’t got a right foot” “He’s literally sold the defender a dummy” 'These balls now - they literally explode off your feet.' “The crowd behind the goal are literally going insane.” https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1530489-jamie-redknapps-silliest-quotes Also... “Gareth Bale’s literally got three Lungs.’’ “Arsenal have literally passed the ball to death.’’ https://thefootballfaithful.com/jaime-redknapp-top-10-stupid-quotes/
Charlton Palmer was picked ahead of Matt Le Tissier. You guys would know better than anyone else what Le Tiss was capable of.
Carlton Palmer was picked ahead of a dead slug who had been in receipt of disability living allowance. Everyone knew what the dead slug was capable of and it was still more than Palmer.
He was always ****e and it's one of the biggest myths in the game. He had 11 good games being spoon fed by barton and Nolan
