Off Topic Christmas 2020

Think the tree had AIDS so I took the axe to it. Gonna go get another one this afternoon.

Can never be too careful.

 

Get plastic one.

Aids free

 

Can’t be easy trying to cut a tree with a plastic axe

 

Nah cba.

 

Ok make it a fun family activity/challenge then, get that Xmas spirit back again.

Whoever steals the biggest tree wins, bonus points for stealing an already decorated one from someone's house.

Selfie of contestant and the tree in someone's house will be needed to verify.

 

Can always tell when Sucky has just chongd a phat one

 

So after careful thought, I’m actually going to erect an Xmas tree up in my Christian free living room on Sunday.

I have no decorations or lights, going all natural. May put some candles in it like the olden days, like the days @brb and @Archers Road probably remember.

 

It's not a memory I had, but now you've mentioned it, and thinking back, you are probably right.

 

Don't put candles on a tree ffs. There was a lot of fires in the olden days, that's why we now have electricity

 

I was just thinking about fork handles.

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Obviously I won’t put candles on a tree, just fancied a joke

 

. No idea what you're talking about

 

Candles in a tree.


Good idea that. Could just chuck it on a fire though

 

I should read the full thread before posting

 

This true @FosseFilberto?

Did you use candles before electricity?

 

Everybody did mate ... happy to help with your education, as usual

 

Thanks bro.

Now I've mastered that, what do you know of how to keep a woman happy?

I may need some help after I buy FM21

 

Move out mate ...

 

We had a coal fire and no central heating when I was a kid. Recently i asked my dad if there was any other heating in the house, and he said there was a paraffin heater on the upstairs landing, which would probably be a totally illegal fire hazard now. Must have stank too, but I don't remember that.

No double glazing either, was ****ing cold a lot of the time when I was a kid. True story btw.

 

Its my gaff man that's not a viable option.

Sex, I can give her lots of sex when I'm not dominating Europe with the mighty reds