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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You a proper bloke who doesn't need instructions?
     
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    I think I could manage a desk.
     
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    I am mate. Never read them, which is stupid really.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Not at all mate, nothing wrong with being heterosexual, despite what Roy says.
     
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    Am I **** I need instructions to assemble a sandwich.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    When Mrs luvgonzo gets home and sees his handy work...

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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thats where you've gone wrong mate.

    Those things are pure propaganda.
     
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    IMG_20201211_125544.jpg
     
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    I'm wound up now. Hate doing this ****.
     
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    Heard that somewhere before though? <whistle>
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    looks cool
     
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    Flat pack furniture is the spawn of the devil imo. Pay a wedge for some cut panels that you have to build yourself, just no. My last experience of that was a large corner desk about 14 years ago, the instructions were **** and the thing was never right after I’d built it. I vowed to never buy flat pack ever again & I haven’t.
     
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    I usually pay IKEA to put it together.
     
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    not my cup of tea either but can cope with small ones like that .
    I've spent a fair chunk of the last couple of weeks changing the settings on my new chair as the incompetent ****wits from (outsourced) wheelchair service didn't do the measurements properly but the trouble is everytime you change say the height of back axle it affects the toe in of the wheels so you have to adjust the width of the axle and on it goes .
    So far done
    amended tightness of back rest
    amended height of back rest
    dropped height of axle
    widened width of axle
    raised foot support
    stripped front wheels for thorough clean

    though may be more .
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Was it putting on the last leg that had you stumped @luvgonzo?
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Shouldve got a chrome vinyl wrap and spinning rims while you was there tbh
     
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    strangely the NHS don't seem overly keen on extras mate .
    RGK used to do one which was seriously OTT and thinking about it Kuschall did one with Svaworski crystals stuck to the frame and a watch face embedded in the fork <laugh>
     
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    Tight batards mate. <laugh>
     
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    tbf the previous assessment was done by NHS and i did get some erxtras though all practical like scissor brakes and better tyres ,On the recent one the idiot doing the assessment asked if i wanted tubeless wheels and i said no thanks so naturally that was what it came with .
     
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