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Celtic fans projectile vomit on dying kids

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE, Oct 5, 2011.

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  1. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    In a sickening twist to the sectarian war being fought in Glasgow these past 300 years, Celtic fans have been found to be eating each others ****s, in honour of their hero, Boaby Sonds, and going into the local kids hospice and vomitting on kids who "look like huns" basically, any kid without a monobrow.

    One bereaved family were raped by a frozen jobby vomit dildo.

    More to follow
     
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    EDGE, Oct 5, 2011
  2. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I heard that Neil Lennon is planning to eat a baby in his next press conference. It's scandalous.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 5, 2011
  5. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    But not surprising <laugh>
     
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    EDGE, Oct 5, 2011
  6. gas

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    Oh ffs <laugh>

    You ****s are bad
     
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    gas, Oct 5, 2011

  7. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    See how the media twist it

    Give mouth to mouth resuscitation to dying kids and they print this

    <grr>
     
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  9. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    Lets not forget that these claims are not backed up by an official report.

    Pure speculation
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

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    its official eddie, EDGE was one of the bereaved family who got raped with the dildo.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 5, 2011
  11. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Perhaps that was what the kids requested for their last meal
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Oct 5, 2011
  12. EDGE

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    <laugh>
     
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    EDGE, Oct 5, 2011
  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    FFS. How low can this sub-human scum stoop? The frozen jobby vomit dildo is a step too far, and decent citizens like myself will not stand for it.

    Get your act together Mr. Salmond <grr>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Oct 5, 2011
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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Jobby Funbags

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    The frozen jobby vomit dildo (or a technicolour smudger as is the colloquial term) was my idea.

    Sorry to all those involved...
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

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    <laugh> ...FFS!!! <laugh>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Oct 5, 2011
  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    "In a sickening twist" <laugh>

    Proper tabloid speak <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 5, 2011
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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Is this true?

    Scandalous if it is.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 5, 2011
  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Why would he lie?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 5, 2011
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