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  1. Montysoptician

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    A lad asks his mam why brides wear white, and she told him that it was to show that she was pure and virtuous ready to be given over to her husband to be.
    Not believing her, he went and asked his dad the same question.
    "That's simple son, all household appliances come in white"
     
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    Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown? Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen
     
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    Think it's time you got your coat Monty.<laugh>
     
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    <laugh> I'm practicing for Christmas day with the grandkids <cracker>
     
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    Why was the pie waiting on the street corner.
    Because he was meat'N'potato
     
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    Are food prices in Michelin starred restaurants over inflated?
     
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    You need to tread carefully with lines like that
     
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    I didn’t think it was that funny a bit flat really
     
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    I find it tyresome
     
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    Why is James Bond popular at Christmas? Because he's a mint spy
     
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