Off Topic Christmas 2020

Indonesian Xmas for us, beef randang

 

Who's the beef with mate, a dodgy uncle or summat?

 

I've got to try to win a Turkey this weekend.

Two goes, Friday afternoon and Saturday morning. Got a neck issue as well, so that's a bit of a problem.

Picking up some Naproxen tonight that will hopefully sort.

 

^^^^^^^^^^ golf by the way, not down the local Bingo.

 

My signature is doing my own head in, time to get rid.

 

Nah i got it off one of my dealers as a freebie

 

One of my Karen Wheelers gave me some toms and some changa as a pressie last week!

 

Should bring you Back to Life that.

 

Think he works in some food distribution place cos he always drops me some meat off when he pops round, its usually the day it's past its sell by so I just bang em in the freezer for later.

 

I asked google instead, you'd need to eat 2kg.

 

Yeh so I was right.

 

Just ordered one of these from my local butcher.

Pushing the boat out with this one.
None of that Lidl own brand ****e on this special day.

 

Cases of what, lager?

 

Don’t worry bro, if you don’t like this thread we can come to an arrangement.

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Ordered a £5 a month SIM card for my middle 'un, as he goes to secondary school next year.

Refurbed a Samsung S8 of mine so he's got a top phone for it to go in.



Anyway, I digress, there was a Virgin wine voucher for £50 off a case with it and it works out at a good price per bottle.


Which was nice.

 

I thought beating the kids was Black Pete's job

 

Its Rendang!

 

don’t be daft

Cfc is the most cultured amongst us

I don’t care if you live there

 

My Mrs makes a mean one. Its essentially a beef curry but cooked with a lot of coconut milk and then allowed to cook almost to dry. Really nice but I will be going out to a hotel for a full Christmas buffet. Nothing more authentic than an Indonesian Father Christmas and his two female elves.