One more thing - if you’re ever lonely or bored, pop over to our board and start an LJ thread - you’ll get loads of replies!!!
Iirc the name Johnson is a euphemism for a penis. This orginates from that man Dr Samuel Johnson...a 18th Century man of letters. "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel"... was one of his sayings I believe.
I once worked for a company and the owners son was called lee Johnson, he was the biggest prick you could ever not want to meet