Misheard lyrics

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Woodyhoopleson

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It was only recently that I realised Sting was 'so lonely', and not singing about Sue Lawley and I am still unconvinced that the song "who's gonna drive you home" by the cars doesn't mumble "pork pie" just before the chorus.

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What about band names?
At a teen house party, my mate's brother and his cousin stepping outside to settle a dispute over whether the band's name was Jethro Tull or Jethro Tud. Jethro Tud won, and so they are known to this day.
 
Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-
tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-
nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Me Tonto Kimosabi
Me go and catchee baddy
Find him by the shady water
Deep within Apache forest
Find him scalp him eat him up for breakfast
Real good friend to Kimosabi
Save another silver bullet
Hi ho Silver away
Ride into tomorrow today
But who was that masked man you say
That was the Lone Ranger

Maybe masked man he a ****ter
Try it on with surly Tonto

[video=youtube;MzJtK3c9fl8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzJtK3c9fl8[/video]

Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-
tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-
nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu

I thought they said:

Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-
tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-
nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu cock swords

I was mistaken but he is the Lone Ranger!
 
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for ages I thought he was singing
silly can holders

how the wife and child laughed when I sang along in the car
out of pity most likely

have a listen

I still sing my version
 
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