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Off Topic Solar radiation

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by w.c.dukenfield, Dec 8, 2020.

  1. w.c.dukenfield

    w.c.dukenfield Well-Known Member

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    Morning all. At my age it won't affect me but I give you younger lads a tip. One of the early signs of solar radiation is that the skid marks in your underpants will become fluorescent but they will be easier to find when getting dressed in the dark.
     
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  2. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, WC, I misread that. Are yu saying that you put on undies complete with ready use skidmarks?
     
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    w.c.dukenfield Well-Known Member

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    When I put clean underpants on they are without a blemish any subsequent skid marks are produced by me. Do you put on underpants that have been christened by someone else?
     
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  4. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    I don’t think classifying this as ‘off topic’ does it full justice.
     
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  5. esteponawhite

    esteponawhite Well-Known Member

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    Off the radar?
     
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  6. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    Better
     
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    milkyboy Well-Known Member

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    I guess to be on topic it would need to be blm, taking the knee, blah blah. So if off topic means fluorescent skid marks, let’s call it progress
     
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    He only put it up so people could talk their usual shy**
     
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  9. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Nope, that can't be the reason, there is a whole forum for that and hardly anybody uses it

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    Naughty
     
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  11. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    Yea, sad, eh?
     
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  12. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like you are missing our chats about BLM.

    Would you like someone to point out that White Lives matter, too? Or can I be the first to suggest it’s really a socialist plot of the far left, child molesting, election machine bending, liberal metropolitan elite?

    I detect withdrawal symptoms.
     
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  13. ristac

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    There should be a prize for the most random off topic subject ever started as this would surely win hands down.
     
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    Curry stains are weak against solar radiation, so they’ll disappear with sunlight. Long ago an Indian friend told me about this simple solution. “First, wipe the curry off with a tissue, and hang your shirt in the sun without making it wet"…this advice saved many a shirt when I wear white while eating curry. Obviously this has limited benefits in the UK.
     
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    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    Why, is their curry not as strong as ours or is our white cotton material superior?
     
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    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    Lack of sun, I would guess
     
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    You can’t say that White is superior shame on you
     
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  18. brisbane-lion

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    :bandit::emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    That should bake it on good and proper, sure he didn't hate you ?
     
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    Probably <whistle>
     
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