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Sophie Ellis Bexter, Victoria Coren and Stephanie Flanders...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. I swear I saw her in Glasgow Central cuddling a big dyke.


    Now I think about it, it might've been that guy out of the Assasins Creed games...
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** sake Jip, yer going to a lot of effort here to prove you're no posh <laugh>
     
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  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    How ****ing dare you bad mouth McDonalds!!! <grr>
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Anyone who takes their children to McDonalds should have them taken off them.
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    If someone spent £7 or £8 at McDonalds I'd recommend they go on a diet! £4.50 for a meal isn't it?
     
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  7. jenthesaint1990

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    maybe in the 20th century
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Don't be daft <doh>

    Not unless it's a lot dearer down south?
     
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  9. I bet Vicky Coren drinks expensive coffees and so do I.


    The posh bird is more likely to guzzle my jizz.

    Posh coffee wins <ok>
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I go into coffee shops. Sometimes you are out and about and want a cup of coffee. I do it with a certain amount of low level anger though, and I just ask for a medium sized black coffee, I refuse to say all those stupid names and sizes they have.

    More often than not pointing at the cup size you want and saying black, does the trick.
     
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  11. Gambol's gay brothel lineup dilemma
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    So Yankee-fication has reached Scotland <yikes>
     
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  13. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Most parents then
     
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  14. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    not mine <ok>

    but would someone take my mum away from me please?
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    They know what I like :grin:
     
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  16. If her tits are the same size as yours, I've got spare room in my boot <ok>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep. Get the stagecoach up here sometime. <ok>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <yikes>

    What has your poor mum ever done to deserve that?
     
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    I like going into shops and seeing all the gutbuckets asking for a Diet coke when they've just been into Gregs and purchased pies and cakes equivalent to the combined body weight of the entire population of South Africa. Seriously, what the **** are they trying to prove?
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I know <doh>

    There's **** all wrong with McDonalds, as long as it's not every day.
     
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