I swear I saw her in Glasgow Central cuddling a big dyke. Now I think about it, it might've been that guy out of the Assasins Creed games...
If someone spent £7 or £8 at McDonalds I'd recommend they go on a diet! £4.50 for a meal isn't it?
I bet Vicky Coren drinks expensive coffees and so do I. The posh bird is more likely to guzzle my jizz. Posh coffee wins
I go into coffee shops. Sometimes you are out and about and want a cup of coffee. I do it with a certain amount of low level anger though, and I just ask for a medium sized black coffee, I refuse to say all those stupid names and sizes they have. More often than not pointing at the cup size you want and saying black, does the trick.
I like going into shops and seeing all the gutbuckets asking for a Diet coke when they've just been into Gregs and purchased pies and cakes equivalent to the combined body weight of the entire population of South Africa. Seriously, what the **** are they trying to prove?