What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

One time I was so broke I only had a £1 pizza and bread and butter to eat.

So I made pizza slice sandwiches.

Not sure if I was super hungry or they did in fact go down okay.

But I've been here bro

 

why would you put it on a small dog?

 

At some point you’ll reflect on this joke. It might be in ten seconds or it might be in ten years but you’ll cringe a bit at how it’s not quite bad enough to be good.

 

No way, heated up.

 

Schlem says he would eat it cold

The dirty dog

 

Hot or cold on toast I can see working well.

 

There not much that doesn't work in a sandwich tbf.

 

I can think of a few things tbh, like lasagne for example.

Yer filthy beast.

 

never, I will stand by it until the day the world ends.

 

We should have a Come Dine With Me NOT606 Edition.

5 punters, each has a designated night. They have to knock up a starter, main & desert, the other 4, plus selected guest judges, score each course out of 10, but all scoring is done in secret via PM to the game host.

Winner gets **** all but a coveted title and bragging rights.

 

Am I allowed to enter?

Would it be fair to everyone else you think?

 

Bet the winner won’t be using a gallon of gravy, watered down beans.....lasagna sandwich is in with a shout.

 

Not if we have to come round to your gaff.

 

How you mean?

Id spike the pea soup starter. Wed all have a great time, and the food will all taste like tinfoil

 

I think my presentation skillz are improving. I thank masterchef, the professionals for this

 

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**** is that schlem ?

looks like about 5 dishes served up on one plate.

 

That is ****ing grim.

Bravo.

 

Leftovers.
Mince and tatties from yesterday and half a tin of pek from lunch today which was half a tin of pek and two bombay bad boys with extra hot sauce

 

Thank God for that! I thought it was a deconstructed turd. ;0