British Politics

Don't worry. Macron will decide that. We can trust him!

 

Dear Mr DONUTS,

Thank you for submitting your sit-com script for our consideration. Unfortunately we won't be able to use it as it's painfully unfunny ****, and we already have a Crazed Accountant producing all the funny **** we can handle.

Regards,

BBC Drama Dept.

 

I spend about twelve weeks a year in Paris, so I guess I probably know more about the city than you do.

 

Nobody could disagree with you. I'm sure the Guardian wouldn't have any French correspondents who actually lived in Paris all year round. We all know that if rioters wanted to do any rioting they would only carry out their rioting when you are in Paris.

 

If you think the Guardian are peddling lies and there are no riots or burnt out cars then I guess they just made it up .

 

Surely crazed remainers would never think like this.

 

I wish you would both permanently move to France too .

You spend every day moaning about the referendum that you will never accept when you can just move to a EUROPEAN UNION country .

 

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The reason why it's irrelevant is because the amount of money involved is relatively chicken feed. The EU can easily afford to compensate fishermen for loss of income. Conversely, were they to allow the UK to establish a Singapore style capitalist economy to develop on their doorstep with access to their markets that could be disastrous. They know that hard line Tories are just itching to have a go at them using cheap, forced labour. The intention is to withdraw benefits to herd unemployed ( there is going to be no shortage in a Covid ravaged economy) into low paid exploitative work. Sadly for Tubs the EU are just too smart for them.

 

Who's Tubs ?

David Lammy

 

24 days until Brexit and the hysteria from remain voters intensifies.


I'll be celebrating with a big plate of languistine, lobster and a glass of Bollinger

 

I'll be celebrating too. Because come B day we'll all be down the toilet ( see what I did there?) luckily for me I have a very nice little bolt hole from where I can watch this car crash unfold without incurring much collateral damage.

 

"The EU can easily afford to compensate fishermen for loss of income. " - so why dont the EU compensate French fishermen for the loss of their income?
"forced labour" - lying lefties can't help themselves
"the EU are just too smart for them." - you are the winner of the most "obsequious toad of the year" award.

 

What will you be celebrating?

 

The EU don't do it because it's a red herring. They will use it as a bargaining chip to get the UK to yield on level playing field. Tubs de Pfeffel now has an ample sufficiency of rope with which to hang himself. The Tories will split apart because they are hopelessly riven between those fanatics who will only settle for no deal and those who will go for a deal. It's popcorn time over the next three weeks.