Yeh but you ever had a **** and jizzed in your own mouth by accident?
No actually I can't say I have
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Yeh but you ever had a **** and jizzed in your own mouth by accident?
Im 32 bruv.He’s as much 23 as Sucky is 31 bro.
Pretty sure Captain said he was 39 tbh.
I doubt he is, kloppo was just on the wum, he's a very funny guy man, thought everyone knew this.yeah, I bet wilder can’t believe he is living so deep in Klopps mind.
****ting yourself is just ****ting yourself, where you do it doesn't get you extra credit.No actually I can't say I have, but I did **** myself on hole 9 of close house golf course in 93
In one of my prior existences the summer office outing was a coach trip to the Bulmers Cider factory in Hereford ... tour... bar... and cut price 2 litre flagons to take back on the coach ... utter carnage ... less than half the ****ers made it into work the next day and those that did just sat at their desks looking various shades of green ...
****ting yourself is just ****ting yourself, where you do it doesn't get you extra credit.
As it goes my jizz tastes alright, not keen to see what anyone else's tastes like as I said it was an accident in the 1st place, but in hindsight a pleasurable one.
I have to disagree because on those days we had no mobile phone, it's a long walk back to the club house from hole 9, I was wearing cream trousers, it was a blisteringly hot day and I was carrying a cloud of 500 thousand flies when I had to ask to use the phone because I had just **** myself.
You were 31 went you first went down though, for a decent stretch, and you spoke about that years ago.....maths does not compute bro. Soz.Im 32 bruv.
But just very mature level headed guy so I get where you're coming from.
Not impressed tbh, now if you shat in someone that'd be interesting... @luvgonzo shat in his ex gf, or pissed on her I can't remember now.
Thats levels bro
Glad we got to the bottom of it. You envy our money. Thanks mate.Yeh thats it.
The vulgar way he throws it about is also a factor.
You were 31 went you first went down though, for a decent stretch, and you spoke about that years ago.....maths does not compute bro. Soz.
2-2 draw i reckon.
****ting yourself is just ****ting yourself, where you do it doesn't get you extra credit.
As it goes my jizz tastes alright, not keen to see what anyone else's tastes like as I said it was an accident in the 1st place, but in hindsight a pleasurable one.
No I think you ruined football over here forever when you had your real Madrid years. It encouraged more money pits over to buy titles.Glad we got to the bottom of it. You envy our money. Thanks mate.

Remember I lie a lot bro.You were 31 went you first went down though, for a decent stretch, and you spoke about that years ago.....maths does not compute bro. Soz.

He can’t surely fail to get booked again, so I’m on Romeu to get booked lol.Oh **** I'm going 2-1 Brighton welbeck 1st scorer
Dont mind Tobes mate he's just rattled cos his username and avi are on borrowed timeWhat crime and what prison did he go to?
