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No actually I can't say I have, but I did **** myself on hole 9 of close house golf course in 93
****ting yourself is just ****ting yourself, where you do it doesn't get you extra credit.

As it goes my jizz tastes alright, not keen to see what anyone else's tastes like as I said it was an accident in the 1st place, but in hindsight a pleasurable one.
 
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In one of my prior existences the summer office outing was a coach trip to the Bulmers Cider factory in Hereford ... tour... bar... and cut price 2 litre flagons to take back on the coach ... utter carnage ... less than half the ****ers made it into work the next day and those that did just sat at their desks looking various shades of green ...

Sounds mental bro.
 
****ting yourself is just ****ting yourself, where you do it doesn't get you extra credit.

As it goes my jizz tastes alright, not keen to see what anyone else's tastes like as I said it was an accident in the 1st place, but in hindsight a pleasurable one.


I have to disagree because on those days we had no mobile phone, it's a long walk back to the club house from hole 9, I was wearing cream trousers, it was a blisteringly hot day and I was carrying a cloud of 500 thousand flies when I had to ask to use the phone because I had just **** myself.
 
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I have to disagree because on those days we had no mobile phone, it's a long walk back to the club house from hole 9, I was wearing cream trousers, it was a blisteringly hot day and I was carrying a cloud of 500 thousand flies when I had to ask to use the phone because I had just **** myself.

Not impressed tbh, now if you shat in someone that'd be interesting... @luvgonzo shat in his ex gf, or pissed on her I can't remember now.

Thats levels bro
 
****ting yourself is just ****ting yourself, where you do it doesn't get you extra credit.

As it goes my jizz tastes alright, not keen to see what anyone else's tastes like as I said it was an accident in the 1st place, but in hindsight a pleasurable one.


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Glad we got to the bottom of it. You envy our money. Thanks mate.
No I think you ruined football over here forever when you had your real Madrid years. It encouraged more money pits over to buy titles.

Course you can say I'm envious of your money or I'm bitter you came from obscurity to top of the pile because of free endless funding rather than good club business or earning prestige, fans, global merch all that ****... by winning things, Nah. Its not real for me roman bought all that.

just how I see football mate, and why if we don't win it I'd want spurs to, anyone over you or city because you were both nothing clubs before you hit the lottery. Not nothing clubs but bang average at best.

you ever play champ manager back in the days before roman and the shiek? You ever cheat by giving yourself loads of money?

Yknow before you done that in real life I mean?

Made the game meaningless init.

Same in terms of football for me when it comes to you and city.

No pint going over it all again cos I reckon I've explained it well enough<cheers>
 
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