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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I could have told him it was boiled up cat bones

    @jasper
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I think it was.

    Most Cider is ****ing rank anyway. Not really a fan. But I don't mind a proper cloudy scrumpy now and again.
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Well I've drank my own piss before, so no biggy
     
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  4. brb

    brb CR250

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    Why?
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Had and seen the best whiteys of my life on cheap cider though... Some of the best days of my life looking back now... Thats a big return for £1.99
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    It was a mistake

    I woke up one night with dry mouth and took a massive glug on a bottle on Coke I had next to my bed... I remember thinking this tastes like the worst coke I've ever had in my life, but the dry mouth was so bad I just took it....

    I remembersd the following morning that I'd woke up and pissed in it the day before.
     
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  7. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Me too. Happy days.
     
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    Why?
     
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  9. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Geddon mate.
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    That me then o_O
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah I used to cane that **** in my yoot. 2L bottle of White Lightning £1.99

    Probs made with paint stripper and methylated spirit
     
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  12. brb

    brb CR250

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    Genuine question - you been kicked off GC bruv?

    I know there was a complaint about you this morning, and I know the site owner has been around, so seeing you here, makes me wonder if you've been booted off.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Nobody worries about you bro, you’re perfectly normal.
     
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  14. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    He’s not done or said anything mate, it was his agent, who was obvs making it public knowledge that he fancies a move, and it just so happens that the window opens in less than a month.......be interesting to see if Oleball picks him tomorrow like.
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    By mistake or on purpose ?

    I've known folk who've drank their own piss as a supposed health tonic
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    White lightning, special red and pulse... They actually made cheap cider manufacturers reduce the % from 8.4 to 7. 4 after so many teenagers had choked on their own vomit... It wa never the same after that... Just dull
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    No, all is well, I took a wrong turn
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Mainly pig init?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Think they use both bro.
     
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