Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

This will go well.

I could have told him it was boiled up cat bones

@jasper

 

[PINKIE]

Remember diamond Black? That was the start of all that I think

I think it was.

Most Cider is ****ing rank anyway. Not really a fan. But I don't mind a proper cloudy scrumpy now and again.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Boiled up cow bones.

Well I've drank my own piss before, so no biggy

 

[brb]

Well I've drank my own piss before, so no biggy

Why?

 

[Fox Mulder]

I think it was.

Most Cider is ****ing rank anyway. Not really a fan. But I don't mind a proper cloudy scrumpy now and again.

Had and seen the best whiteys of my life on cheap cider though... Some of the best days of my life looking back now... Thats a big return for £1.99

 

[Fox Mulder]

Why?

It was a mistake

I woke up one night with dry mouth and took a massive glug on a bottle on Coke I had next to my bed... I remember thinking this tastes like the worst coke I've ever had in my life, but the dry mouth was so bad I just took it....

I remembersd the following morning that I'd woke up and pissed in it the day before.

 

[Blueman]

Well I've drank my own piss before, so no biggy

Me too. Happy days.

 

[brb]

It was a mistake

I woke up one night with dry mouth and took a massive glug on a bottle on Coke I had next to my bed... I remember thinking this tastes like the worst coke I've ever had in my life, but the dry mouth was so bad I just took it....

I remembersd the following morning that I'd woke up and pissed in it the day before.

Why?

 

[Blueman]

It was a mistake

I woke up one night with dry mouth and took a massive glug on a bottle on Coke I had next to my bed... I remember thinking this tastes like the worst coke I've ever had in my life, but the dry mouth was so bad I just took it....

I remembersd the following morning that I'd woke up and pissed in it the day before.

Geddon mate.

 

[HRH Custard VC]

You can still buy regular Coke bro.

It’s folk who buy cherry coke you gotta worry about.

That me then

 

[PINKIE]

Had and seen the best whiteys of my life on cheap cider though... Some of the best days of my life looking back now... Thats a big return for £1.99

Yeah I used to cane that **** in my yoot. 2L bottle of White Lightning £1.99

Probs made with paint stripper and methylated spirit

 

[brb]

That me then

Genuine question - you been kicked off GC bruv?

I know there was a complaint about you this morning, and I know the site owner has been around, so seeing you here, makes me wonder if you've been booted off.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

That me then

Nobody worries about you bro, you’re perfectly normal.

 

[Tobes]

Pogba’s agent at it again. Surely the club can sue the fat ****ing slug for something @Tobes

He’s not done or said anything mate, it was his agent, who was obvs making it public knowledge that he fancies a move, and it just so happens that the window opens in less than a month.......be interesting to see if Oleball picks him tomorrow like.

 

[PINKIE]

Me too. Happy days.

By mistake or on purpose ?

I've known folk who've drank their own piss as a supposed health tonic

 

[Fox Mulder]

Yeah I used to cane that **** in my yoot. 2L bottle of White Lightning £1.99

Probs made with paint stripper and methylated spirit

White lightning, special red and pulse... They actually made cheap cider manufacturers reduce the % from 8.4 to 7. 4 after so many teenagers had choked on their own vomit... It wa never the same after that... Just dull

 

[HRH Custard VC]

Genuine question - you been kicked off GC bruv?

I know there was a complaint about you this morning, and I know the site owner has been around, so seeing you here, makes me wonder if you've been booted off.

No, all is well, I took a wrong turn

 

[Libby]

Boiled up cow bones.

Mainly pig init?

 

[brb]

No, all is well, I took a wrong turn

 

[PINKIE]

Mainly pig init?

Think they use both bro.