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I knew what you was doing bro. I'd probably do the same, pennies on outsiders. You win, you get a return, you lose, well it's pennies.

 

Fair enough. Seen it a few times from you though. I'm watching bruv.

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Alright OK I take it all back you might even make it to the freezer aisle

 

Yeh all just a bit of fun for me mate, I genuinely get nothing betting unless I see odds of 100/1 and up, can't be doing tenners on "crazy horses" like that lol

Nice when a 6 fold acca comes up tho.

 

Nah, it's all about the numbers. The stake size doesn't matter.
You need to be backing an even money shot at 2.1 to consistently to make money.
This is how books make money. They'll offer yo an even money shot at 1.909, some of the greedy ****s will offer 1.833.
You see how it works?

 

Explain again as if talking to a really slow child

For me I mean before brb thinks I'm havin I pop

 

Hence why I don't bet mate. I've always left it alone, I recognise I'd have an addictive behaviour towards it, so I just don't go there.

 

I used to live with someone a bit like you. Onky used to do like silly 10/12 folds and a fiver stake each time. Lost most but would win a few bags a couple times a year unexpectedly.

 

I thought you was talking about Chaos

 

Suckys in a cash up front kinda business mate

Its all wads in jacket pockets or under a bathroom tile

 

I haven't got a ****ing clue either if that's any consolation

 

I deposit a score a month no more, (put a limit on there when I signed up for exactly the same reason) smart mate Least you know yourself enough to be disciplined.

 

Odd for me given my issues with drink and drugs but I've never come close to having an issue with gambling.

I just chuck 20 quid in the account each month and work though that. Most months I at least get my 20 back and a lose/take a bit profit here and there, but always take a oner or more if i hit it.

Was even from last week so today i lost a fiver on an acca but then won 60 betting on united. Took 40 out and got 35 to play with rest of month.

Edit- should add that being really drunk is an exception lol but that's normally boxing.

 

They'll find it... Needs to have a business outside what he does then he can say the moneys from that when he gets busted .. That way they can't take his money and he'll have it when he gets out or he can use inside...

 

I understand the concept of money laundering mate

Oh @Suckmyklopp hows that mattress firm going?

 

Fruit and veg is a good one

 

Gonna have to explain why mate

 

So a coin toss is 50/50 (even money or 2.0 in decimals) heads tails over an infinite period of time.
Books will offer you less that even money on both outcomes. They offer 10/11 or 1.909 in decimals. Their built in profit (overround) is the difference between 2.0 and 1.909.

So your acca win at 13/2 or whatever was probably a 10/1 shot. You keep betting like this over an infinite period of time and you will lose money.

 

Door to door fruit and veg and on pitches... Then charge certain customers for some extra weight... Just a nice innocent looking fruit and veg salesman with a reason to be in places and seen trading produce for cash without suspicion.... No nike air max no tats nothing.. Just that guy that sells fruit

 

Used to deal in cash myself. Was in Newcastle one time and some old dear tapped me on the shoulder and said "I think you've dropped this". Was only a bundle of twentys, about 3c. Funny thing is, if she'd kept it I wouldn't have even noticed